I recently read the Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey.
I’ve noticed some common themes in it that are similar to islam.
-Muslims can indulge.
A muslim is allowed four wives. Unlike christians they can divorce. We can indulge in fruits and vegetables. The Qur’an says there will be gardens where fruits and wine will be available as well as faithful spouses. Halal meat is another form of indulgence. A muslim is not celibate and can enjoy sex as long as it is done in private. Gnostics follow christ in wine as sacrament. A moderate amount of wine has shown to have benefits to health. We also support legalization of medical marijuana for such disorders as depression, anorexia, insomnia or other afflictions.
-Muslims are vital.
Muslims live a life of prayer and fast ramadan. They are spiritually devout. Muslims don’t pollute their mind with drugs.
-Muslims are wise.
A muslim has the text of the Qur’an and the Sunnah or sayings and deeds of the prophet. Gnostic caliphate also recognizes prophets, saints and philosophers like Buddha or Machiavelli.
-A muslim is a friend to those who are like minded.
A muslim is taught to not make friends or allies with non muslims. We increase taxes on other faiths until they become part of the community.
-A muslim fights those who persecute them.
Muslims are not taught to turn the other cheek. This is one of the most striking examples of a similar theme to Satanism and Islam. Jihad.
-A muslim is responsible
Muslims accept responsibility for the poor and we have the Mosques to provide a community for the faithful.
Now what are some of the differences?
A muslim is god conscious. A Muslim does not live like an animal but rather like the prophets or like the angels in heaven.
A muslim rejects the sins of the bible. Sin is an evil nature and will be punished in the afterlife.
Muslims recognize Satan (shaitan) as the enemy of mankind. It is wrong to worship him and wrong to give your life to him.
Anton LaVey and his Church of Satan are a response to the culture of corruption in the church and the judeo-christian philosophy of the Abrahamic faiths. Mankind is frustrated with the idea that God cannot let man indulge or lives like slaves. Islam is a path that is a better alternative to modern Christianity and Satanism.
By Beard and Mosque 